C is for Culpable

What?!? I wasn't doing anything to Cookie! I most certainly was not chewing on his eyeballs... What kind of baby would do such a thing?

Parents Set Good Example

Yeah, right. I had nothing to do with this, I swear.

Bath Time!

Dirty baby, bathing beauty, clean baby.

Isn't it funny how I don't actually look any different after all that fuss?

Baby Sabbatical

I am pleased to announce that I have convinced Mommy (with my incredible cuteness) to quit her job and stay home with me. That's right, folks. She's all mine. She insists on calling it a baby "sabbatical" -- somehow implying that this might be temporary. Don't go getting any ideas, Mommy.

Baby Rocks the Play Gym

This is my new favorite thing. I liked Sam's play gym so much, Mom and Dad got me my very own.

At first I got a little frustrated trying to get the little star at the top to play me the music, but now I've mastered it.

Psst -- Polly and Sam -- party's at my place next time! (If you can handle the dog hair...)

Going High Tech

To all my devoted fans...

Are you tired of checking back every hour/day/week, only to discover I have nothing new to report? I am pleased to announce you can now subscribe to Sweet Jane via email (see left sidebar to sign up). You will receive an email of new posts when we update the blog, so no more fruitless searching. For the full experience (to view videos), you'll have to click through to the actual blog. Enjoy!

Love,

Janie

PS: I think this Feedblitz service is okay, but please let us know if you have any problems. Thanks!

Whoa

Have you seen these things attached to the ends of my arms? They are fascinating.

And they can do such nifty things! (that's right... I'm *grasping* the toy. How exciting.)

Grandma Babysits

Mom and Dad had a wedding to go to this weekend, so Grandma came up to babysit me.

I was an ANGEL, naturally. And Mom and Dad managed to have a good time without me.

Thanks, Grandma! We love you.

Yes We Did

Try as they might, my parents have been unable to capture me in any pose that could be even remotely interpreted as victorious (I love messing with my silly parents' premediated blog posts).


But victorious we feel. And hopeful. And proud. Let's hear it for a brighter tomorrow for America.

Election Day Play Date

Sam, Polly, and I got together on election day to quell our anxiety. Check out the resulting cuteness.

Sam managed to elude Polly, much to her consternation.

Turns out, I'm smaller and younger than Sam and Polly, and playing is not yet such a contact sport for me. Sam sure wishes it was!

Older, Wiser, Heavier. . .

So after being alive for two months and two days I went back to the doctor's office yesterday for what seems like the 20th time, just to hear that I'm absolutely healthy and watch my parents jump up and down like a couple of dimwits, again. (as and aside, based upon their behavior in public, I'm very worried about inherited intelligence but I suppose I have no choice but to ride this thing out). This trip they were wise enough to decline any treatment on my belly button, lest it be coded as surgery in my chart and we get charged a billion dollars by insurance. I reminded them to put the difference in my 529.

The stats: at 2 months I am 23 3/4 inches tall, and weigh 12 lbs. 10 ounces. Please keep this under wraps, when my birth weight was leaked to Star Magazine it was very embarrassing.

I celebrated this all by sleeping from 8 pm to 6:45 the next morning, unleashing the most absurd of parental celebrations yet. Quite a spectacle. I can assure you, we wont be repeating anything like that for a long time.